Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar

November 14, 2016  

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk in to a bar.

Donald leans over, and with a big smile on his face, says to Hillary, "The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal."

Hillary: "You mean me lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries like Saudi Arabia in exchange for weapons contracts?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Hiring Al Qaeda operative Abdurahman Alamoudi in my husbands administration?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and helping them commit crimes against humanity?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The funding of neo Nazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and the biggest crisis that the country has had since WWII ?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning Libya into a failed state after arming and training Islamic fundamentalists to overthrow Gadaffi?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Supporting the murderous Zionist regime and with it the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villagest?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, which was exposed pulitzer prize winner Seymour Hersh and had it not been for the push back from alternative media and the online community, we would have put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya??

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugee crisis since WWII?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese elites bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

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Dr. Paul Craig Roberts was Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Economic Policy and associate editor of the Wall Street Journal. He was columnist for Business Week, Scripps Howard News Service, and Creators Syndicate. He has had many university appointments. His internet columns have attracted a worldwide following. Roberts' latest books are The Failure of Laissez Faire Capitalism and Economic Dissolution of the West, How America Was Lost, and The Neoconservative Threat to World Order.